The Concept of ‘One Last Piece’: Condensed Thoughts ;)

Three years. Three years. Three years.!! “That’s all you have until we get you married off. (Married. & 0ff)”.

If you think that your parents have joined this ‘We give you three more years’ club,

 Welcome to the Group. :)

People getting married. Everywhere and all around. La familia or la amigas. Everyone. Hmm. The pressure mounts up. Three years. Yes, three years.

Three years.

These ‘three years’ set me thinking. Three years or 10. It doesn’t really matter. Parents say stuffs like that to make us work our guts out. Do the best we can. I only wish the same thing was told to guys as well. Then maybe they’d hurry up and the 20 year olds wont keep on getting stuck up with guys of 40.!

“Hurry up son, you have 2 more years. Settle down & get married. If you don’t, we’ll get you ...d! ” :P (coz we’ll get you married threat is really not meant for guys)

Jokes apart, now.

Why should we marry?

Because it seems like a good thing to do as everyone is getting married? I don’t think so. We should get married only because and when we feel we have found our “One Last Piece on Earth”.

Yes, and I am saying this. Because although Enrique’s voice is the sweetest I’ve ever heard, this sweet voice isn’t going to whisper in my ears any sooner than if I end up being a Hero-girl, the chances of which is clearly non-existent.  :P

 So, yes, a whisper in the ears is clearly one prime reason why you should marry (at least once in life.) :P =)

But when should we get married?

Yes, when. :) Like everything else, we humans, we plan. So, the plan is that you should get married when you have settled down well in life and you feel you can shoulder such a huge responsibility. Girls 0r Guys. This is a Cardinal Rule.

And who should you marry?

The opposite sex. :P You should marry your ‘One Last Piece’ because that person is your one last piece on earth! That is if you don’t believe that the Martians are going to adapt themselves on earth anytime soon (0r you on Mars).

And if you are in no mood to get married even after your ‘three years’ have expired,

This will hopefully do the trick: Pp read carefully, yu ;)

1. Keep on playing the maniac, the day dreamer.
2. Show your parents that you are fashion-challenged. And tell them that no thinking man in his right senses will marry an ugly duckling who doesn’t know how to put on the mascara.
3. Keep your room dirty and smelly. They will probably drop the idea until you learn how to manage stuffs. :)
4. Burn whatever you cook.
5. Tell  them you are waiting for the one who will tell you that you are his “One Last Piece on Earth” :">
6. You tell them the real reason, whatever that maybe. For, rest assured, they will understand because they are the ones who think the best for you. :)

Haha.

So, I addressed the issue, off my chest now. Phew !

Yeeeaah. No energy Drink in the world can do what the estribillo of “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright” can do !! CrazY!

//farheen.wasp at gmaildotcom :)

/farheen